Someone gave us a little gift bag at Christmas that included a box of Lifesavers. It ended up under some clothes in a pile in the bedroom until a few days ago when it was re-discovered, opened and (almost) eaten. See, they’re supposed to be the old-school hard life savers, not the new [...]
What better way to say “Bling Bling motherfucks” than by hanging one of these lovely gold initial pendants around your neck. It’s definitely more subtle than this dude with the gold plated segway.
Yes I admit it, I spend way more time at somethingawful.com than is probably healthy, but what can I say? There’s [...]
There’s nowhere in this town to get cool T-shirts anymore. Well, not entirely true, but to find good ones loaded with gutter humor is rather difficult. I was surprised to find some good but cheap t-shirts online and when I saw this one I had to order it. Most of my current [...]
Yup, it sounds like the title of a cheesy horror flick, but in fact it’s a new way to terrorize your friends. We’ve all seen the lovely e-cards that cheapskates friends like to send around during the holidays and special occasions. Company 81 has taken the greeting to the next level by allowing [...]
I complained recently about having a cold that just won’t let go. It still won’t, the cough is hanging on like a bitch. One good thing came out of it though, during the cold I had just after the holidays I lost 5 lbs because I just didn’t feel like eating much for [...]
Singer/song writer Alisa Apps recently admitted that she sucks her thumb but is trying to stop. The video she posted looks more like a ploy for attention rather than an actual confession of some ‘dark secret’. I can’t say as I have any secret vices of my own really, just typical stuff like [...]
Here’s a new book from National Lampoon’s that would make a great Christmas gift for the guys on your shopping list. Pimp It Yourself teaches guys to make guy things. Have you always wanted a Toilet Paper Cannon? Now you can make your own! How about a vibrating couch or a [...]
Ogres aren’t very pretty, especially by celebrity type standards, so with that in mind I set out to give Rearghhh a makeover today. He started out looking like this:
First off after entering a picture you have to go through some settings like telling where the eyes and mouth are, and the general shape of [...]
While going through the Commonlands, slaughtering mass amounts of pathetic weaklings in order to get some low level quests, I found a Dull Stone Wedge. Upon examination, it became apparent that this used to be the head of an axe, and in order to sharpen it I knew that I would need some stones [...]
I got a good laugh out of seeing these guys in Barren Sky the other day. Even though I’ve been near there several times I had never gone up the chain to where they’re hiding.
The inspiration for this, of course, is the ORly owl, spawned somehow someway at the Something Awful forums.
The scam I wrote about a few weeks ago has gone to a new level. They have downgraded from e-mail to Snail Mail. The best part? They claim that since I share the same surname as the deceased, it will make the process quick and easy. The problem? They got [...]
I used to watch this all the time when I was a kid, it was one of my favorite shows. And now that my kid is 3 she’s starting to really like it too. So I get to watch them all over again, and honestly, they hold up really well. 20 years later and it’s [...]
You all get them, they used to come from Nigeria, but now seem to be from just about anywhere. I used to just delete them and ignore it, but lately I’ve taken to sending nasty replies just for the fun of it.
Today’s example:
“I lost my parents in a ghasty road accident few months ago [...]
