Archive for the 'Funny' Category

15 Jan

Angry Bird USB Flash Drives

I’m thinking I should order some  Angry Bird USB Flash Drive to sell in the store – the ones that you can get from EMTEC – but I might have to buy them in bulk from Hong Kong to make it worth my while and make some money out of it.  Afterall, everyone is crazy [...]

05 Dec

For The Cat

Why put your poor cat in a cage right?  it’s just not right – even if the spouse don’t like kitty like we do – the kitty still deserve something to crawl into at night.  This Native American Teepee is pretty unique isn’t it ? meant for your cats and made of 100% recycled cardboard [...]

15 Nov

Yellow Peanut M&M Boombox

I cannot believed that this thing will work – made with recycled material – no batteries needed – is said to be light and you can carry it anywhere you like – and of course – the unique designed used – but not original since it is M & M peanuts candy.  But you can [...]

10 Oct

Magic Player’s Wedding

We were just informed by a regular magic player – that he was getting married in December – we were shocked because we didn’t think that he was so in love that he wanted to get married so soon nor did we think he was ready.  But apparently, we were all wrong – and after [...]

31 Aug

Ideas For Halloween

Yes!  we are trying to get ideas for Halloween already – because Halloween is my favorite holiday of all times – not even Christmas can beat Halloween and every year – we try to dress our windows up  but not really what I would like.  So this year – we decided to go big scale [...]

25 Jul

Talking Bender

Die hard fans of Futurama – can now enjoy this talking Bender in their very own office or home – only at $24.99 – this Bender says all of Bender’s favorite words and it’s like 9″ talk and the ribcage compartment opens for you to put some of your personal stuff in – when you [...]

05 Oct

Halloween Costumes

Halloween is round the corner and we’ve been invited to a few.  The spouse was talking with her girlfriends about getting some  sexy costumes for the Halloween parties – I raised my eyebrows.  Would be nice to see the spouse – dress up in sexy costumes every now and then right? not just for Halloween [...]

25 Sep

They Never Write Back

Mary Johnson wrote to me by email saying she needs my help. It was a pitiful email indeed, seeing that her mother and father were killed and she fears for her own life due to a large sum of money that her father had acquired, which is now hers. I can take whatever I want [...]

08 Jul

Hung – Season 1

Started watching this new show called Hung recently, the first season was pretty short and season 2 has already started on TV so I guess it must have had decent ratings. It’s not quite what I was expecting but the show is enjoyable enough. Basically there’s this school coach who is hurting for cash and [...]

05 May

Cordless Alarm Clock

We are always looking out for high tech stuff – just like the wife looking for  best diet pill all the time -  so when we saw this recommended at Apartment Therapy  – of course – the wife also had to take a look at it.  She is like the kind who wants to look [...]

24 Mar

Too Much Change

Change can be a good thing. Too much change is typically a bad thing. Unless it’s the clinky clink type of change you find in your pocket at the end of every day and throw it into a can or bottle and forget about it. Do this on a daily basis and eventually you’ll look [...]

21 Feb

It’s the Thought that Counts

Someone gave us a little gift bag at Christmas that included a box of Lifesavers. It ended up under some clothes in a pile in the bedroom until a few days ago when it was re-discovered, opened and (almost) eaten. See, they’re supposed to be the old-school hard life savers, not the new gummy type. [...]

16 Nov

Bling Bling

What better way to say “Bling Bling motherfucks” than by hanging one of these lovely gold initial pendants around your neck. It’s definitely more subtle than this dude with the gold plated segway. Yes I admit it, I spend way more time at somethingawful.com than is probably healthy, but what can I say? There’s a [...]

21 Oct

Cool T-Shirts

There’s nowhere in this town to get cool T-shirts anymore. Well, not entirely true, but to find good ones loaded with gutter humor is rather difficult. I was surprised to find some good but cheap t-shirts online and when I saw this one I had to order it. Most of my current wardrobe consists of [...]