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		<title>Vote for the best short story</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 15:17:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[About a week ago I wrote a short story called The Keepers House for a contest at scribblescratch.com.  Teresa has decided that instead of choosing a winner herself, she is going to put up a poll instead.  So please, go and vote for your favorite story (mine please?!).  Links to the individual [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>About a week ago I wrote a short story called The Keepers House for a contest at <a href="http://scribblescratch.com" target="_blank">scribblescratch.com</a>.  Teresa has decided that instead of choosing a winner herself, she is going to put up a poll instead.  So please, go and vote for your favorite story (mine please?!).  Links to the individual entries can be found <a href="http://scribblescratch.com/2007/07/07/cast-your-vote/" target="_blank">here with the poll</a> in case you haven&#8217;t read them yet.</p>
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		<title>Another story I wrote 18 years ago</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jul 2007 13:57:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is a story I wrote for an English class project in grade 10 I think, so it&#8217;s not very well written or anything, but read it if you like.  This is exactly as I wrote it back then, no editing or anything.  I can just imagine the comments I&#8217;ll get on this crap =)
Goldilocks [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is a story I wrote for an English class project in grade 10 I think, so it&#8217;s not very well written or anything, but read it if you like.  This is exactly as I wrote it back then, no editing or anything.  I can just imagine the comments I&#8217;ll get on this crap =)<span id="more-97"></span></p>
<p><center><font size="6">Goldilocks and the Three Bears<br />
(Revised Edition)</font></center><br />
One morning Goldilocks was sorting through her pile of wallets and counting the money she had stolen from her customers after a successful night of selling herself on the corner of Tedd and Main.&#8221;5, 6, 7, 8, 900 dollars.  Hmmmmm. Not bad for a nights work.&#8221;</p>
<dd>After putting the money in a hidden wall safe which was protected by a shotgun trap in the ceiling she changed into her jogging outfit. Three blocks down the road she stopped to retie a shoelace and was attacked by three (3) bears. A papa bear, a mama bear and a little baby bear.</p>
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<dd>&#8220;Hey, story-teller, get it right, I&#8217;m not that little.&#8221; Ok, ok, so it was a medium sized baby bear&#8230; Anyway, she was attacked.</p>
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<dd>&#8220;Yo! Dad, pass the rope.&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Here son.  Now make sure you tie her up tight.  If this one gets away you&#8217;ll be eating porridge for a month.&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Gee pop, I sure wish I could get my paws on that writer, everybody knows that bears don&#8217;t eat porridge.  I hate porridge!&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;I know son, I hate it too, but there is nothing we can do about it.&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Will you two stop complaining and finish tying her up so we can get out of here,&#8221; said mama bear while standing guard.Goldilocks&#8217; screaming could be heard from two blocks away but noone dared help because of the UZI strapped to mama bears&#8217; back and the rocket launcher mounted on the roof of the bear-mobile. The bears finally managed to tie up Goldi and dump her into the trunk of the car. With squealing tires and a cloud of smoke the bears were headed for the woods at 120 miles an hour.</p>
<p align="center"><font size="5"><strong>Half an Hour Later</strong></font></p>
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<dd>&#8220;Ok son, you get the machete, meatsaw, razor blades and bowls. I&#8217;ll get the chopping block and Martha dear, you can start getting the rest of supper ready&#8221;, said papa bear as he put Goldilocks on the kitchen counter. </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Now son,&#8221; papa bear explained, &#8220;Here is your first lesson in skinning a human. First you have to hit her over the head really hard so she won&#8217;t scream. That really hurts the ears after a while it is really very annoying. Here&#8217;s the frying pan son, you can do the honors&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Really pop??!  You mean it?!  Wow!!&#8221;</p>
<p align="center"> <font size="7"><strong>BANG!!</strong></font></p>
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<dd>&#8220;Oops, sorry dad.  Dad?  DAD!  Wake up dad!&#8221;  said baby bear while frantically shaking his father. </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Great, just great. You stupid little brat,&#8221; scolded mama bear. &#8220;You went and killed your father. I hope you&#8217;re happy, you could have at least waited until AFTER he taught you how to skin a human. Oh well, I guess I&#8217;ll just have to do it myself.&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Can I try ma? Huh? Can I? Pleeeease??&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;Oh alright dear, but be careful.&#8221; </dd>
<dd>&#8220;I will ma, don&#8217;t worry!.&#8221;As baby bear bent over to start peeling back the skin from Goldis&#8217; right hand she kicked him in the groin and said &#8220;You twit, you forgot to knock me out first!&#8221; Next she grabbed the razor from baby bear and slashed mama bear repeatedly. Then with a quick twist to the left she jumped on the baby bear and drove the heel of her shoe into his temple.</p>
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<dd>&#8220;Oh gross!!  The skull is stuck to my shoe,&#8221; she exclaimed while trying to pry it off with the machete.After Goldilicks finished off baby bear she turned to leave but just at that moment mama bear staggered to her knees, swung the UZI down from her back and turned Goldilocks into Swiss sleaze.</p>
<p><center><font size="7">THE END</font></center></dd>
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		<title>Deadly Imagination</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:58:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wrote the following story in 1993, born of boredom while taking an Accounting course at NSCC, which means I was only around 19 at the time.
Deadly Imagination
It was a morning much like any other in the town of Ridgewood. Spring was in the air, trees were starting to turn green with new leaves, flowers [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wrote the following story in 1993, born of boredom while taking an Accounting course at NSCC, which means I was only around 19 at the time.</p>
<p align="center"><strong>Deadly Imagination</strong></p>
<p>It was a morning much like any other in the town of Ridgewood. Spring was in the air, trees were starting to turn green with new leaves, flowers were poking up through the fresh grass and the farmers were preparing the fields for plowing.</p>
<p>It&#8217;ll be time to move on soon, thought Rogar, it was getting too dangerous to stay in the same place for more than a few days. He wasn&#8217;t really sure just what it was that was pursuing him, he had never seen anything like it before. It was a strange thing, never wearing the same thing more than once as far as he could tell. Last time he saw it, it had on a deep-green tunic, brown breeches, soft leather boots and a black cap. When he blinked, it was gone. It carried no visible weapons and attracted no attention. This was strange considering what it looked like. It was seven feet tall, about 300 pounds and had a huge head with spikes running down the back and along its neck. It&#8217;s skin was like scales. It made Rogar shiver just thinking about it.<span id="more-94"></span></p>
<p>He used to think it was just his imagination, the way only he seemed to see it and with how quickly it disappeared. But about a month ago he was walking down a side-street in Oakvale, and when he turned around a corner, there was the creature, this time all dressed in black with two tentacles growing from its shoulders. It lashed out with one of the tentacles and it wrapped around his left arm. He had managed to hack it off with his sword and start running, but not before the other tentacle had slapped the side of his head leaving a bruise that had lasted for two weeks.</p>
<p>He had run for about three blocks then turned to look back.  The beast was no-where in sight.</p>
<p>Something so hideous could only be born of an active imagination, couldn&#8217;t it? But imagination didn&#8217;t kill, did it? He wished he could figure it out. He only knew that sooner or later he would have to face it, but knowing this only made it worse.</p>
<p>Shaking his head, he continued walking, making his way back to the Dancing Dragon Inn where he had taken a room. It was a small Inn with only fifteen rooms, but it was cheap and the food was hot.</p>
<p>He stepped inside and looked around the common room. The innkeeper was sweeping the floor, four men were playing cards at a corner table and about a dozen other people were eating their afternoon meal. He made his way across the room, nodded to the innkeeper and went up the stairs.</p>
<p>Standing outside his door, he checked the lock, it still held and hadn&#8217;t been opened. Turning the knob a little to the left, he inserted the key, unlocked the door and opened it. Looking inside, he saw that it was as he had left it. He went in and turned to lock and bolt the door. When he turned back he realized that sooner had come too soon.</p>
<p>Leaning casually against the far wall was the tall humanoid thing. He couldn&#8217;t see any of its features aside from its glowing green eyes staring at him, but he knew it was the thing that had been haunting him. It was dressed completely in blue with red, jagged stripes resembling claw slashes running down the arms, legs and chest. At least this time it didn&#8217;t have tentacles growing from its shoulders.</p>
<p>It took a step forward and held out it&#8217;s hands. A flaming battle-axe suddenly appeared in one hand and a sparkling blue shield in the other. There was no time to be afraid this time.</p>
<p>Rogar drew his shortsword and the small iron rod he also favoured as a weapon. It was about an inch thick, two feet long and had a small, sharp hook on one end.</p>
<p>It took another step forward, and with a low growl, swung the axe at Rogar&#8217;s midsection. Rogar easily blocked the blow with his shortsword and counter-attacked with a swipe at its extended forearm. It brought the shield up in time to stop the hook from biting into its arm. Blocking and striking, axe blazing and sword whirling, they fought for several minutes with neither gaining ground.</p>
<p>Then with a sudden burst of inspiration, Rogar swung his sword high to distract the monster and dove forward, under its shield, feeling the rush of heated air created by the blazing axe as it whooshed over his head, singeing his hair. As he went past it he lashed out with his hook and felt it dig into the flesh of the beast&#8217;s chest. He pulled hard and heard the ripping of cloth and saw a new red gash appear on the huge chest of the monster, stretching from its upper right to its lower left rib cage. Blood spurted from the wound and splattered onto Rogar&#8217;s back as he flew by. He screamed in pain as it burned into the exposed flesh of his neck and wrinkled his nose in disgust at the smell of burning leather as his tunic began to smolder.</p>
<p>Tucking into a roll as he hit the floor, Rogar tumbled a few feet and stopped short as he collided with the wall which he had thought was farther away. He staggered to his feet and turned to face the hideous beast and saw that it had also turned to face him. It was staring at him, he saw that it&#8217;s eyes had gone from green to a brilliant red that shone with pure hatred. He failed to notice the heavy blue boot until it slammed into his face, knocking him backwards into the wall and then to his knees. It kicked him again, nearly knocking him unconscious, then threw back it&#8217;s head and roared a loud, ear shattering roar as of boulders being ground together. The next thing Rogar felt was the chill of the metal shield being pressed against the side of his head and he could hear the roar of fire as the axe came rushing in from the other side. The last thing he ever felt was the sharp, burning pain as the fiery axe sliced through the tender flesh of his neck and clanged loudly as it struck the shield on the other side.</p>
<p>Even as his head began to topple from the now lifeless body that had once been Rogar, the monster began to fade out of sight. By the time his head was halfway to the floor, the tall, blue figure was a mere, faint shadow standing in the middle of the room. As his head hit the floor with a wet smack and rolled toward the door leaving a trail of blood behind it, there was no longer any trace of the monster that had killed Rogar. It was as if it had never existed.</p>
<p>Down in the common room the innkeeper continued sweeping, the men in the corner kept playing cards and the people at the other tables didn&#8217;t even look up from their plates. No one had heard anything unusual. Nothing aside from the two thumps from the room upstairs as the guest dropped his boots onto the floor. Or so they thought.</p>
<p><center><strong>THE END</strong></center><br />
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		<title>The Keepers House</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 20:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following story is my entry in a little writing contest over at scribblescratch.com
Gravel crunched as his car skidded to a stop in the driveway.  Karl quickly inspected the old run-down building. It looked like no one had lived there for years even though months of investigating had led him to this very spot.  [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The following story is my entry in a little writing contest over at <a href="http://www.scribblescratch.com/">scribblescratch.com</a></p>
<p><img src="http://www.kalamaf.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/keepershouse.jpg" alt="keepershouse.jpg" align="left" />Gravel crunched as his car skidded to a stop in the driveway.  Karl quickly inspected the old run-down building. It looked like no one had lived there for years even though months of investigating had led him to this very spot.<span>  </span>His heart beating faster with anticipation, he opened the door and stepped out of his car just as three more cruisers pulled up behind him.</p>
<p>Motioning to either side, silently directing officers to cover the back and side entrances to the house, Karl made his way to the front door.<span>  </span>Drawing his weapon and preparing his mind for the worst, he banged loudly on the door and called out “This is Detective Midden, we have the place surrounded, come out slowly with your hands where we can see them”.</p>
<p>The only response from within the darkened home was an eerie silence, broken only by the swish of an old tire swing in a nearby tree, swaying in the cool afternoon breeze.  Much like the rest of the surroundings, the tire’s rubber was cracked and rotted from years of neglect.</p>
<p>After a brief pause, Karl barked out “GO GO GO!” to his team and took a step back to kick in the door.  The force of the blow knocked the old wooden door from it&#8217;s rusted hinges, causing it to fall inside, stirring up a cloud of dust as it fell.  An overwhelming stench emanated from within.  A stench of death and decay.  This day was sure not going to end well.</p>
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